well I can't set my house on fire every night
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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