I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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