Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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