found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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