You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't want my vagina anymore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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