After last night, I could never be a politician.
even my farts smell like vagina
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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