i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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