dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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