just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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