we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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