I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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