Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That accounts for only three of the penises
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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