Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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