Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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