dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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