i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.