i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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