Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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