How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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