I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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