I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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