Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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