he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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