it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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