i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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