i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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