White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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