I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
