Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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