i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Barsexuality is the new black.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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