Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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