I wish I only lived at night.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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