He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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