He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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