Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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