We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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