Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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