called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it's like iHOP with fire
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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