We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
