Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it because I queefed?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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