im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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