Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person