i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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