the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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