when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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