you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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