Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We need to feng shui this bitch.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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