talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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