How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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