I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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