we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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