I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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