I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize