At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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