Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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