Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
