at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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