how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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